He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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