Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
