Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
bring money and cleavage
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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