angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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