Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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