Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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