Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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