i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
you had me at cake vodka
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Randomize
