You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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