If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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