I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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