Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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