i just google imaged poop.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
