oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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