I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
cat food counts as protein by the way
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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