What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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