dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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