Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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