Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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