you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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