So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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