i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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