You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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