Nicole vs. Life
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My cat gives me a boner
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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