we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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