we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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