maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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