Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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