I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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