is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she smelled like a LAN party
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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