What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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