We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
