i need an iv and a liver transplant
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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