Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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