I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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