So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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