I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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