I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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