I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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