Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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