And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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