last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He better not be in your backpack
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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