bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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