im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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