Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish i was in the wii world.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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