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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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