I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
how does that bad decision feel?
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