I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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