Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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