ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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